AISubs v3.7
- I'll do it! - Shibayu! Ryo! - Mushimura!
What do you think is the worst thing to do when you're drinking?
- Not drinking. - Pretending you're really drunk.
- The worst! - Oh...
- That's bad. - I'll never forgive you for that.
When you're drinking and you're a little tipsy...
- "Ah, this is bad." - And you say that and run away.
That's the worst thing you can do.
Well, for me.
You have to beg for that kind of thing.
- What are you talking about? - You have to beg for that kind of thing.
So I've prepared a quiz for you.
Toshiyume! Yotteru! Yottenai!
- Yay! - Yay!
I'm going to play the VTR.
"Toshimizu" and "Yumemaru" will tell you if you're tipsy or not.
Which one of you is tipsy? Neither of you is tipsy. Neither of you is tipsy.
- There are four patterns. - Ah, I see.
- The excitement you get when you're tipsy. - Yeah.
- It's not easy to tell. - It's more than normal.
- Right? - Yeah.
- Hey, it's not "dee". - It might not be "doro".
- Yeah. - It might be "sitch" a little bit.
- It might not be "dee". - It might be "sitch" a little bit.
But I think it's easy to tell.
I want you to improve your ability to see it.
- There are four questions. - Four questions mean...
- We had four drinks. - The order is different.
- It might not be like that. - We had four drinks at most.
- Yeah. - Let's think about it together.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Let's start with the first question! - It's a simple drink.
This is really strange.
It's a little bit like "dejenga".
It's like a drinking game.
- It's like "drinking" in a way. - Yeah, it's like "dejenga" in a way.
- Huh? - Let's do it seriously.
Seriously.
Let's say it in the loudest voice.
- Oh, you only wrote "dejenga"? - Then what is it?
- Is it "kogen"? - Then is it like "batsu"?
- No. - Hmm...
Let's go.
I sometimes say good things, so I can't stop!
- What is it? - Dad's job is really bad!
Dad's job is really bad!
- It's strange. - What is it?
- Is it "dandan"? - I used to eat "dandan".
- Is it "dandan" and "ramen"? - Oh, I'm excited.
- The way you serve is also good. - I like it.
- You're talking too much. - It's not "kabui"!
- It's "zikorozoi"! - It's not "kabui".
- It's not.
An A.I. is talking.
- Only the top part. - What?
- You really can't continue. - I want to do it too.
You can do it, right?
- MAJIMA! - MAJIMA, YOU IDIOT!
I've got a cramp in my eye!
- What?! - What?!
- Are you happy? - It looks like you're drunk, but...
I feel like you're different than usual.
Do people who aren't drunk look like they're drunk?
- Yes. - Oh, I see.
- I don't know why, though. - This is hard.
Even though you're drunk, you don't look like you're drunk.
- Yeah. - You looked like you were a little drunk.
I think you could move more.
I don't know if Shimizu's eyes are a little drunk or not.
- I was worried about Yumemaru's larynx not turning. - Oh...
I thought you couldn't act like that.
You looked like you were about to do something drunk.
- Well, that's true. - How can you look like you're drunk like that?
- I don't know. - That's true.
- Is that all you can say? - I don't think you're drunk.
- I don't think you're weak.
- That's right.
- I think you're just pretending you're drunk. - Yes.
- I'll announce the answer. - Yes.
The current video...
- Yumemaru is the only one who's drunk! - Wow!
- I see. - Wow!
- You're a little drunk. - Yumemaru is bad.
- I see. - I think you were a little drunk.
- Shimizu is good at acting like this. - Yes.
- It's good that you can do this in acting. - I see.
- Did you act like you were drunk? - I was conscious of my eyes.
- Wow! - You're good!
- You're good!
- The second question! - Yes.
- You said you'd make a snack out of alcohol. - It's different every time.
- I want you two to make a snack. - We already have one.
- I want you two to make a snack out of alcohol. - We already have one.
- I don't like it. - It smells like an AV camera.
- I don't like it. - I want to make a steak.
- It's a snack. - It's a snack.
- I don't like it. - But it's really good to make a steak.
- Please make a steak. - Please come up with something.
- A steak is...
- It's not that hard. - Isn't it?
- It's not that hard. - I'm curious. - I'm curious.
I said it for the first time.
A shirt bag.
When people talk about me, I feel like I'm making fun of them.
No, I love you.
When I was at home, I gave them my cell phone.
- How many are there now? - All of them are wearing cars.
What?
Let's all calm down, don't you think?
Shall we put in a hidden knife?
Put it in properly, if you're going to put it in.
What's with the hidden knife? It's not hidden.
It's round.
Do you know what a hidden knife is?
No, I don't know.
Make it easy to soak in fire and fold it.
And it's a little long from here.
It takes three days.
Seasoning.
Oh, that's great.
If it's true, I'd like a regular garlic clove.
You say garlic clove, not garlic clove.
It's a sausage.
It's not a sausage, it's a sausage, not a steak.
Go, go, go, go.
This one is definitely better.
You have a great sense of duty.
Give me a knife, a knife.
Do you want a knife?
Huh?
It's over there.
It's over there?
Don't point your finger too hard.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is it no good? Is it no good?
It's over there, it's over there, it's over there!
It's over there?
Really?
You don't know, do you?
Really?
Yes, it's done.
It's done.
Can you take anisakis and do it?
Anisakis?
Can you take anisakis and do it?
It looks delicious!
Here you are, 3600 yen.
Don't ignore me.
I cooked it in medium heat, so you can eat it as you like.
Can I eat it?
No.
Does it taste good?
Then I'll eat sausage.
Why do you eat meat?
It's definitely meat.
Wow!
It's so good.
What?
It's so good.
What?
Wait, wait.
Wait.
This is...
Wait, wait.
It's a little bit of a twist.
If you drink it, you'll get drunk.
You don't know?
Cut, cut, cut!
He was drinking it.
He was drinking it at the end.
I'm drunk.
Are you drunk?
I thought you were drunk.
He didn't say that he was drinking it.
He said it when he was drunk.
With a straight face.
Are you drinking it, Misaki?
He said it twice.
I don't know what you're talking about.
At least, Yume Moaru was funny.
I thought I was overdoing it.
And when he was sober...
He was really sober.
But when he was drunk, he was surprisingly focused.
He was pretty drunk.
I think he was naturally drunk.
Can I say something else?
It depended on what you said.
When you were drunk and no one was listening...
You suddenly started talking in a loud voice.
It was really close.
Are you drunk?
I don't know. Yume Moaru...
I thought you were drunk.
You're not drunk.
That's amazing.
You can't avoid it.
Let's trust the manager.
Let's trust him.
You're not drunk.
Making snacks.
The answer is...
You're drunk!
Manager!
You can't drink while you're drunk.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't count while you're drunk.
You're just drunk.
Yume Moaru wanted to drink with you normally.
His first question was pretty good.
The more I think about it...
You're pretty drunk.
The third one!
I got a big one.
It's a big one.
It's a big one!
In a soccer game, a red card came out three times for one player.
What did you do?
One time?
No, it came out three times for one player.
Yomei-san, in a soccer game, a red card came out three times for one player.
What did you do?
I went out of the window of society and came out of hell.
Thank you very much!
Hey, you're boxing.
Are you facing down when you're boxing?
You two are facing down.
Oh, you're right!
I thought this would be good.
Why would it be good?
I put it on my shoes like Louboutin and kicked it.
Hey, you're drunk!
Please tell me how to eat a cool udon.
Okay!
One of them...
I ate it with the manager and kissed him.
Was it good?
It was good.
Is it cool?
Is it cute?
It's like a life line.
It's going forward.
It's like a cliff.
This way of laughing is...
This is...
And the way you show it.
You're a genius.
Isn't it pretty good?
And you...
I feel like I can do it with electricity.
Wasn't it bad with a saw? Can you do that?
Hey, old man, are you that bad?
I thought you were drunk because you were famous.
Well, Toshimitsu doesn't eat that much, but I think you're eating a lot.
Toshimitsu is drunk, but...
Spike, thorn, roubutan, it's easy.
Well, you're drunk and you're regretting it.
When you're drunk, you're like a one-way road.
Well, well, well, well, it's good.
I want to go with a good feeling.
With a good feeling.
With a good feeling, right?
Yes!
I want to guess soon.
Guess and answer!
You're not drunk! You're not drunk!
What?
That's awful!
Really?
You're not drunk, are you?
I'm not drunk.
That's scary.
Oh, my God!
Then I don't know anything about this problem.
It's too difficult!
Wasn't it good?
Was it good?
I thought you were drunk in your dreams.
And I'm just gonna say it's a normal explosion.
It was just funny.
The atmosphere was great.
You're ignoring me!
I don't know you're drunk or not drunk at all.
And I think I know a little bit about Shimizu's words.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's hard.
But I'm jealous of you.
The last one will be easy.
I don't know.
It's the last one.
I want you to guess this one.
I'll guess it.
Yes.
So it started.
Suddenly.
The 10th Yoyoya Difting Competition!
Yeah!
The rules...
I won't make any rules.
Please decide who wins or loses in the drifting competition.
I got it.
I just have to guess.
20,000 times, right?
20,000 times.
I'll explain it like this.
Here we go.
Can I hold it with my hands?
It's a hand.
Can I hold it with my hands?
It's a hand.
Can I hold it with my hands?
Isn't it a hand?
I said it's not a hand.
4 minutes.
Zero.
Can you do it only 3 times?
3 times?
Let's do it again.
Let's go.
It's hard.
I can do it with my feet.
With my feet.
I can do it with my feet.
With my feet.
What are you talking about?
With my feet.
I can do it with my feet.
With my feet.
Can you do it only 3 times?
I can do it.
Can you?
Yes.
I want to do it.
Do you want to do it?
Yes.
Let's do it.
What are you doing?
Can you do it again?
It's dangerous.
I can't do it.
It's real.
I think it's real.
I can do it only 3 times.
You look like a boy playing with a ball.
You used to say "it's dangerous".
I said "it's dangerous" 6 hours and 58 minutes ago.
Yes, you did.
I'll do it.
When you poop, it's hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
It's soft.
It's like a movie theater.
I've never seen you poop.
When you do it with your left hand, please don't do it like this.
I'll do it.
Who are you?
I'll do it.
My head hurts.
Don't shout out loud.
You're sacrificing yourself.
How drunk you are!
What?
I can only see you're drunk.
This is not good.
I think you're drunk in your head.
I'm sleepy.
I think you're tired.
I don't think you're drunk.
I think you're drunk this time.
Not good.
Not good?
Not good.
I think you're drunk.
Are you ready?
The answer is...
You're drunk!
I'm glad you didn't look it up.
Yumemaru is too difficult.
It was impossible for me to wake up Yumemaru.
But you were drunk.
I'm sleepy.
You were drunk.
You drank a lot, didn't you?
I drank a lot, but...
I didn't drink a lot, but I did power up.
How do you do it in that mode?
You make a loud voice on the floor.
That's also time, isn't it?
That's also something that happens before six people shave their hair.
You can't do that in a practice match.
So you can only answer one out of four questions correctly.
It is difficult to judge whether a person is drunk or not from their shoulders.
It's difficult.
Well, that's what happened.
It's difficult.
Pretending to be drunk works.
The chief's authority is gone, isn't it?
The chief has already retired.
How was the video you made so far?
No way.
I'm saying, "What's the correct answer?" now, but...
I don't think it's all good.
It's not a video of the past.
It's scary.
The truth is always in alcohol.
It's not over yet.
We have quite a quiz, haven't we?
Yes.
It was a good quiz.
No way.
I thought you liked it.
Next time we play a quiz about Shiba Inu.
A quiz about Shiba Inu who is drunk.
I'd like you to leave me alone, too.
Behind the scenes.
I can't tell if you're drunk or not.
Me and Ryo.
I can't do anything.
I can tell by your face.
Which one is it?